Guard Friggar:
Hey, stranger! Stop nosing around and get over here!
Ha! You don't like being talked to like that, do you? Well, when I was defeating those thieves in Dion with my bare hands, you were still in diapers! So what if you're older than me? You look much younger!
Enough of this foolishness! You're an adventurer, aren't you? Have you been to the Lair of Antharas? Hmm... I've been so close to that dragon I could feel the hot breath from his nose! Ah, yes, those were the days! If only I hadn't injured my legs... I wouldn't have to be a guard!
"Who is the lord of the manor and what is the tax rate?" Quest