Guard Schmidt:
Howdy, stranger! Welcome! You're really brave to be here at a time like this! Or just lucky maybe? Ha!
I've had enough of danger myself, thank you! I'd rather stay home and relax with my gorgeous wife! When the stakatos are driven out of the Swamp of Screams and the land is cultivated, I'll be the first to build my own farm!
Well, first I have to find a gorgeous wife... Can you believe I'm still single?!
"Tell me about the Swamp of Screams." "Can you tell me about the local lord and tax rate?" Quest