Guard Sven:
Yes, sir! All present and accounted for, sir!
Hey!? Who the hell are you? I thought you were my captain!!!
Dammit! I must be losing my mind! Why else would I have listened to Andrei's ravings? And don't get me started about the foreigners! I'll go crazy if I stay here! That Valakas expedition team is looking better all the time! Move along! You're blocking traffic!
"Can you tell me about the local lord and tax rate?" Quest