Guard Jerin:
Eh, nice weather, eh stranger? I've been a guard for a long time but, honestly, I've never even gotten a scratch in the line of duty. I am lucky. Really, even though you're a skilled adventurer, you'll never be able to beat someone who's lucky. One of my friends... He was so drunk one time, he didn't even have his armor on, went and wandered off by the protection towers near the Sea of Spores to take a leak, and didn't even see a monster. Lucky bastard.
"Tell me more about the protection towers." "Sea of Spores?" "Can you tell me about the local lord and tax rate?" Quest