Trader Rouge:
Oh my! That's a nasty sunburn you've got there. Sorry, sorry, that was rude of me. It just looks so painful. If you'd just had some quality equipment, you could have avoided that skin damage. We don't want you looking old before your time, now do we? Hard enough to stay properly hydrated and moisturized out there on the trails without dealing with red peeling skin.
"Let's do a trade." "I want to "Tell me about the local lord and tax rate." Quest