Magister Otillo:
Arghh! What now?! Oh, are you here to see me? Well, feel free to laugh. I've been working on a spell to make my body as pliable as rubber. As you can see, it's had rather the opposite effect. Well, that's the nature of experimentation, eh? No risk, no reward.
Perhaps you'd like to give it a try? What's the worst that could happen?