Guard Bathis:
Welcome young traveler. I'm Captain Bathis, this region's security is my responsibilt. What? Will you look at that?! Over there! What is with the clothes these days!? I understand fashion trends, but in armor? You don't wear armor to make a fashion statement! It's there to protect your dainty hide! Tsk....tsk.... Young people these days.....
"Can you tell me about the local lord and tax rate?". Quest