Andy the Patrol:
We've found several Unidentified Suspicious Badges on monsters. We're assuming they're what's making the monsters violent, but we're not entirely sure. Bacon is here to help determine that. He's the favorite disciple of Paterson, a famous scholar of Aden.
The problem is: he needs Unidentified Suspicious Badges to for his research, but he's not the fighting type. Since they're only found on monsters, he's obviously not making much progress.
"I'll help get these badges for you."