Head Blacksmith Tapoy:
We at the Black Anvil Guild are recruiting people for something very important. What for? Uh, well...it's a bit of an embarrassment for us Dwarves, but I guess this is no time for pride.
Have you heard of Dr. Chaos? Not that it's a big deal if you haven't. It's not like he deserves renown or anything.
Ahem. Anyway, Dr. Chaos is the problem!
"What problem, exactly?"