Mysterious Butler:
Between 8 p.m. and 12 a.m. every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, you will receive an invitation to the Ceremony of Chaos every 15 minutes. Go where the invitation leads you.
If you prove your worth, you may obtain great powers imbued with the Ruler's Authority. I will also give you a small gift.
So... what do you say?
"I accept!"