Warehouse Chief Mona:
Which sign should I put up this month...? I need a slogan that will drive tons of customers! Hm... Hm, I think, I have an idea...
"You have earned money with your blood and sweat, risking your life in a dragon's nest! Would you just give it to every Dick and Jane? Entrust it to your best companion - Iron Gate Guild Warehouse!"
What do you say? You don't like it? Why? Too long... Ha! What would you know about marketing?!