Collector Gouph:
Oho! A young musician came to see me aerlier! He was so talented that I was deeply moved. Perhaps I should sing a little song for you!
...The white snake is lanky, long and smooth... When he's coiled up, he looks like poo...#$#^##$%$^%$%#$%@#$%...Argh! I'm such an idiot!