Pile of books:
In the beginning of time, there was a sphere that held the contents of our great universe. Within that sphere were two great powers, one light, and one dark. These powers absorbed matter more basic and more complex than our minds can comprehend. They aligned with matter and sounds and forms and ideas, and then formed shapes. The white light formed into shape of a woman called Einhasad, while the black light gathered and formed into shape of a man. He called himself Gran Cain. The very first things that were formed were light(=Einhasad) and darkness(=Gran Cain), and around these two entities formed the regions of light and darkness.
"I'll take this."